The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been crot haunted by the memory of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin crot Quarter where crot I was kept awake all night by a bokeh woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the porn delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman porn an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the porn ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, bokeh the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as porn performance art, crot memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s bokep far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like bokep memek the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors bokeh regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally crot on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh porn crot so they could make their bokep partner feel happy, memek while conserving their bokeh energy for porn crot other tasks in hand. This bokep was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were memek all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in crot order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

crot A new study confirms the bokep louder porn the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokeh like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what bokep you porn should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.

In their book, porn Sex crot At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy memek during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that memek they bokep were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the crot need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should bokep take heed: memek crot the bokep best sex may just be the quietest.

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