The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memek memory of a stay bokep in Paris’s porn Latin Quarter bokep where bokeh I was kept awake all memek night by a woman bokeh in a nearby room porn screeching bokeh so loudly that I wondered if porn I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokeh When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokeh French word for bokeh bokeh bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn crot she rolled her porn eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep bokep all men dread – the louder the cry porn of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance bokeh bokeh the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure bokeh passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s memek sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a memek woman is genuinely bokep aroused, porn trusts her partner bokep and bokep is porn not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more bokep likely to gently sigh crot and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional porn basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving memek their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central memek Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that bokep women were memek prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It porn was like crot saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on. bokeh ‘ Sound porn familiar, porn ladies?

bokeh The only other crot reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As crot far as porn I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, memek Sex At porn Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely bokep reason women bokeh were noisy porn during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate memek cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex porn worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex crot may just be the quietest.

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