The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if crot I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes bokep and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to porn this new memek study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This crot was the conclusion crot of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in memek order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It porn was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound crot familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokep TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot porn that’s what you porn should be doing. memek

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re memek a sex worker, porn I can understand porn memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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